Barry, oh Barry, how we never really knew you. As a senator, you always took the high road and voted “present.” As a church-goer, you overlooked Reverend Wright’s bigotry and focused on the important message–God damn America! As a candidate for the highest office in the land you managed to bamboozle the populace with sophistry, chicanery, and B.S. by simply reading off of a teleprompter. You are light skinned, clean, articulate, and have no negro dialect. Perhaps we should thank the subtle bigotry of low expectations for rewarding you with the presidency. Seriously, the media fed you softballs throughout your campaign. Liberalism, white guilt, and low standards kept reality in check. Journalists produced fluff about you and the discerning-less public ate it with great earnest. Honestly, you are the first affirmative action president.
So what was achieved over the last 4 years? Did the economy grow faster than the government?
And look what’s coming faster than you think!
Obama Zombies Racing For Handouts
They look so hungry for more stimulus money. Their foreclosed homes were not saved by the messiah, but they still have hope. Hey, they are now proud members of the OWS bowel movement! What thoughtful people who use logical arguments and practice nonviolence when they take over our streets.
Those mean Russians!
Aint it the truth!
Still thirsty?
