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WARNING: The following humor is not politically correct and may be found offensive to those who advocate for illegal aliens, speak English with a very poor Spanish accent, and liberals in general.


Two Illegal Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says…….

“Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk.”

“Si, Luis, eet sure smells like bacon. ”

With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, and there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.

There’s raw bacon, there’s fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon…. every imaginable kind of cured pork.

“Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved. Ees a bacon tree.”

“Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don’ forget.”

“Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon… ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree.”

And with that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dyingbreath,

“Pepe… go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree! ”

“Luis, Luis mi amigo…. what ees it? ”

“Pepe… ees not a bacon tree…

Ees Ees Ees Ees Ees a ham bush….”