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A guy was telling his buddy, you won’t believe what happened last night…

My daughter walked into the living room and said “Dad, cancel my
allowance immediately, forget the College tuition, rent my room out,
throw all my clothes out of the window; take my TV, iPhone, iPod, and
my laptop. Please take any of my jewelry to the Salvation Army or Cash
Converters. Then sell my car, take my front door key away from me and
throw me out of the house. Then disown me and never talk to me again.
And don’t forget to write me out of your will and leave my share to any
one that wants it.”

Holy crap replied the friend, she actually said that?

Well, she didn’t put it quite like that, she actually said…

“Dad, meet my new boyfriend – Mohammed. We’re going to work together on
President Obama’s reelection campaign.”