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It’s time to study in Chicago!

Chicago Schools (CPS Teacher’s Union Approved) are finally starting to teach practical math that these kids can use in real-world situations!
Xzampul math test:
NAME____________________________________________________
GANG/CREW NAME_________________________________________
CRIB_____________________________________________________
1. Marvin steals Juan’s skateboard. As Marvin skates away at 15mph, Juan
loads his 357 Magnum piece. If it takes Juan 20 seconds to load his piece,
how far away will Marvin be when he gets whacked?
2. Lajames has an AK-47 with a 200-round clip. He usually misses 6 of every
10 shots and he uses 13 rounds per drive- by shooting. How many mofos can
Lajames ice on a drive-by before he gotta reload ?
3. Willie has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320
and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what be the street value of the rest
of his shit?
4. Dwayne pimps 3 ho’s. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per
day must each ho turn to support Dwayne’s $800 per day Crack habit?
5. Raul wants to cut the pound of cocaine he bought for $40,000 to make 20%
profit. How many ounce bags will he need to make to gets the 20% upside?
6. Ray-Ray gets $2000 for a stolen BMW, $1500 for stealing a Corvette, and
$1000 for a 4 x 4. If he steals 1 BMW, 2 Corvettes and 3 4×4’s, how many
more Corvettes must he steal to make the 10k for his brother’s bail?
7. Pedro got 6 years for murder. He also got $10,000 for the hit. If his
common-law wife spends $100 of his hit money per month, how much money will be left when he gets out?
8. If an average can of spray paint covers 22 square feet and the average
letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can be sprayed with three 8 oz.
Cans of spray paint with 20% paint left over ?
9. Tyrone knocked up 4 girls in the gang. There be 20 girls in his gang.
What be the percentage of bitches Tyrone knocked up ?
10. Lafawnda is a lookout for the gang. Lafawnda also has a Boa Constrictor
that eats 5 rats per week and a cost of $5 per rat. If Lafawnda makes $700 a
week as a lookout, how many weeks can she feed her snake with one week’s
income ?
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