A 26-year-old Jewish girl tells her Daddy that she has missed her period for 2 months.
Very worried, the father goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting and crying, the father says, “Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!” Without answering, the girl picks up the ‘phone and makes a call.
A half-hour later, a Mercedes stops in front of their home. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and wearing a yarmulke steps out of the car and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, and the girl and tells them:
Your daughter has informed me of the situation. I can’t marry her because of my personal family situation but I’ll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath two retail furniture stores, a deli, a condo in Miami , and a $1,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a chain of jewelry stores and a $10,000,000 bank account. However, if there is a miscarriage, I’m not sure what to do. What do you suggest?
At this point, the father places a hand firmly on the man’s shoulder and tells him,
“You’ll fuck her again!”